J-Panda

Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.

I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

J. Roush

A poor investor. Someone who buy’s high and sell’s low. Tries to time the market but ultimately fails.

I J. Roush’d my portfolio when I bought BA at $230 and sold at $140.

by Iron_Lotus November 18, 2020

J. to the H.

Someone who is youth until the tender age of 49.

He is such a J. to the H..

by whoop123whoop123 January 26, 2023

J-Strang

A manly man who bangs a lot of women and hosts parties every night.

He is the J-Strang of my school, he gets play everyday.

by Djh33 May 10, 2016

M-J

the guy that is friends with everyone, the guy with good music taste and wears cool things, the guy who takes his gf to cafes and they just laugh around, the guy that is perfect in every way. ❤️❤️

damn I wish I had a M-J like ivy

by bokutosasstho January 05, 2021

Uncle J

That one, weird ass uncle that likes faygo and is very weird.

See also: Auntie Masa

Guy: hey silver
Silver: what
Guy: you suck *slaps silver*
Uncle J: *summons army of juggahos* SHUT UP

by The original sillygirl.png January 14, 2023

J-Popping

To boogie or dance and usually jump enthusiastically around whilst listening to J-Pop or Japanese pop music.

Usually includes the dancer singing what little of the Japanese lyrics they know along with the song, and inevitably singing the English the artist includes as it's the only part they honestly understand.

Though J-Popping is mostly done by Japanese fangirls (though who love everything Japanese, purely because it's Japanese), it is also done by anyone with a passion for happy, energetic music.

"She's really J-Popping, huh?"

"*Whilst bouncing around* Atsuiiii ki mocho...uh... C'est la vie!! CEST LA VIE!"

by BatDyke October 09, 2006