Bean Burners Syndrome

Flicking the bean after chopping anything hotter than a jalapeno with no gloves. Commonly happens when you are in a hurry to make salsa or some related type of dish.

Rachael winced as she flicker her burning bean, suffering from a classic case of Bean Burners Syndrome.

by SMData December 31, 2010

bean bag burn

when you put your balls on someones head and shake them till it leaves an indian burn

i tea bagged a head and moved them rapidly on his head till it got a bean bag burn mark on it

by giggle nutts May 25, 2011

Beans said Homer.

“Beans” said Homer. comes from the children’s book Who’s the Pest A Homer Story. Homer is the main character in the book and would always respond to situations with his catchphrase “Beans”. But when you use the slang reference in conversation it’s said altogether “beans said Homer”. It exclaims disappointment or frustration.

Person A: Your car insurance is probably gonna go be a of your car accident.

Person B: Beans said Homer.

by RashodSmith May 14, 2019

Jack your beans

Y'all hands every just slip off the shaft and start strocking the beans ?

yo bro last night I totally indeed jack your beans

by Ballsandmonkey69 September 25, 2019

Worldwide Day Of The Beans

May 14th is worldwide Day of the beans. People celebrate by eating beans and/or harassing people with beans or pictures of them.

Person 1: Yo nigga want some beans?

Person 2: Hell yeah, B it's worldwide Day of the beans
Person 3: BEANS NIGGA!!!! *fires bean filled shotgun rounds into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog in the middle of church and fucking dies*
Spiderman: I don't feel so good...

by MagicalMike187 June 5, 2018

lonely smol bean

when you and your friends pretend your lonely.

Emma: we can be lonely smol beans!

by xoxo._.em January 15, 2018

navy bean soup

Defined as the act of a bunch of pissed off sailors sent to wash dishes down at scullery in the galley made a special soup by ejaculating together in a soup pot. the key ingredients are sea men, cream of some young guy, BEANERS, and various spices. usually served on the mess decks this soup has feed the crew for years.

todays special is Navy bean soup prepared by the crew.

by fartfhennoggin June 15, 2012