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nut monkey

someone that takes inappropriate pictures of dogs
I caught him being a nut monkey to my dog
by truedefinition67 September 29, 2023
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Mahgandees Nuts

The NOTORIOUS BLACK MAHDI that is HIGH ON THEM NUTS
Bro stop smoking. You'll become a mahgandees nuts girl.
by Pong water October 29, 2019
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Mut Nuts

by Ralph Pompey jr November 2, 2019
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no nut nirvana

It is a state achieved after not nutting or jacking off for a long period of time. You ascend the mortal plane, god himself will worship you, you become the universe and the answer to life.
by _Lithium_ November 3, 2019
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The Hadjar Nut

When you nutted so hard you dont know if this is real life or not. It can also be referenced to the mandela nut beacuse the hadjar nut indicates that if u cant find the porn u jacked of to a few days ago you may have never seen that porn
Yesterday i have flet the HADJAR NUT it was quite a good feeling.
by The nuutty nut November 5, 2019
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The super nut

The super nut is the nut built up for an extended period of time-30 days to be precise. It can be done in other times of the year but it mostly occurs during November. This is in part by the event and challenge/game known as “no nut November” (nnn). This nut usually has an initial velocity of 20m/s and has mass kf usually .4g. It’s cover surface area can be up to 40cm squares. This nut has the power to impregnate females without hesitation. Be careful where you shoot this powerful splooge.
Jim: now that nnn is over I can finally nut dude
Paul: be careful man, you have unlocked “the super nut” it’s massive and very fertile

Jim: Ik I’m so hype! It’s ganna be huge!
by The leister November 30, 2020
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No Nut 365

Finishing what No Nut November started. Men solve the world's problems by eliminating the disease that is the human species.
"hey Carl, why don't you have kids yet? You're already 37." "No thanks I'm not having kids, I'm not even nutting... I'm on that No Nut 365 life."
by Deorven December 3, 2020
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