Nut badger

A large woodland carnivore with an insatiable desire for nuts.

John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"

Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"

by BoomerTank May 18, 2017

Nut scone

When you nut in a ice cream cone and give it too a gay

Haha I just nut sconed joe by Matthew h

by Matt nugg September 29, 2021

nut danger

When you are about to fap but it's not a good place or time to nut.

I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

nut vid

a video of a guy jerking off or nutting

Sally: omg Jake just sent me a nut vid!
Daisy: omg was his dick big 😍😍

by lolaskumpy3 June 18, 2022

nut hammok

The pouch that surrounds the testicles and holds them in place. Otherwise known as the scrotum.

My nut hammok really sags after I take a hot shower.

by Ken Hubbard December 12, 2008

Oreo Nut

Someone who is absolutely wondeful, blissful, and amazing. He/she is stunningly gorgeous and overall perfect. Dont let an oreo nut go, for you will regret it. You even regret little arguments. KEEP AN OREO NUT AT ALL COSTS

She is my oreo nut<3

by Alrightytighty04 June 26, 2019

hang nut

when your nuts hang outside your boxers

last night i had hang nut.

by finchypoo March 6, 2017