Ninja

The alternative way a white man can say the n-word without getting in trouble

White man: "hey ninjas how u doing"
Black men: " ....."

by Swol-ski-6my9 May 28, 2024

Moon ninja

Moon ninja.
The moon ninja is the moon that appears in the daylight spotting it. Legend has it she has insomnia, and takes her nap on the wrong side of the moon

Point at object in sky “ is that the moon I can see out in day light?” Ahh the moon ninja has fallen asleep, insomnia. “

by Moonninja May 30, 2024

Ninja Creeper

When a Creeper comes up behind you and explodes you, and you meet your demise. Unexpectedly, of course.

Person: *playing Minecraft Hardcore when a Creeper explodes behind them (in this case a Ninja Creeper* OH MY GOD 2 YEARS JUST FOR THIS TO HAPPEN YOU GOTTA BE JOKI-

by - Spoof - December 5, 2021

Ninja Starring

Three or more people simultaneously performing and receiving oral sex by way of lying sideways, mouth to genitals, forming a closed shape pending the number of participants

Pondering the image of more than two people sixty-nining, it occurred to me that it wouldn't resemble the number 69, it would be more like a shuriken, so they would be ninja starring.

by RobbRush89 February 16, 2024

keybored ninjas

Someone who well messages you to death through text, emails or online DMS. Always act tough behind a keybored. Most are internet trolls

Man you keybored ninjas text me to death

by Street code February 19, 2024

Ninja Dust

The act of busting on the woman's breasts and then tossing a handful of glitter in the cum. Whilst creating a beautiful art piece, you disappear before she gets the aftermath out of her nose and eyes.

Bro, last night I ninja dusted this girl, and dipped. She had no idea where I went.

by NorthernOmen March 1, 2024

Nintendo Ninjas

They still haven't come for me, so I'm gonna give them the wakeup call by flexing my ROMS. I have a 8TB External SSD for my Wii U boasting with every game existed all the way up to the Wii U. The entire setup costed $9,999,999. All of that and Nintendo still hasn't come for me. Come holla at me.

Nintendo NInjas are nothing but jokemen.

by anonymous March 7, 2024