by totally not a robot October 28, 2021
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"Well would you give all your money to date her?
"Yes ofc"
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"Well would you give all your money to date her?
"Yes ofc"
"SIMP"
by Randomperson373727272 January 13, 2021
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“yo man, you tryna hang out?”
“nah i’ve found a new girl she’s the one bro i’m hanging out with her”
“simp”
“nah i’ve found a new girl she’s the one bro i’m hanging out with her”
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by Fred Nero January 25, 2020
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Hey, you can't keep buying her shit dude. You're the definition of a SIMP.
Man, you gave her 400 million? FOR WHAT? You are a SIMP.
Hey, you can't keep buying her shit dude. You're the definition of a SIMP.
Man, you gave her 400 million? FOR WHAT? You are a SIMP.
by Squeaks’ Father January 26, 2023
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