laundry ninja

When you remove someone else's laundry from the machine and replace it with your own laundry, while avoiding detection by the other party

Someone left their clothes in the dryer for hours, so I had to go laundry ninja on their shit.

by failureinfractal March 4, 2014

NINJA

How black people address other black people without using the N-word.

This Ninja be forcing it

by Lbrow April 19, 2019

Blanket Ninja

(Verb) Quiet Sex when in a shared living space such as a dorm, barracks, apartment or flat

My parents had gone to sleep at around 8 so I invited my girl over so we could blanket ninja

by aerospace user April 4, 2020

booty ninja

Someone who has the skill to touch a girls butt or "other" areas.

I'm a booty ninja, she didn't fell me tuch her butt

by Apollo4300 February 14, 2015

Ninja

Triggered

Ninja:WHADAF***DIDUJUSTSAYTOMEYOULITTLES***

by *(◕ヮ◕)* September 22, 2020

Fruit ninja

A gay Japanese man or women

Jimmy Chang is a fruit ninja

by Bigbrrrr September 4, 2021

ninja uptuck

The act of pulling ones erected penis up behind their pants button in attempt to hide it.

My teacher gave me a raging hard on while talking to me so I had to do a ninja uptuck.

by BobDylansSkidMarks January 31, 2014