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2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree
Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"
by Klockoline October 13, 2023
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Dirty Bird Fodder

What is left of a football team after being decimated by the Atlanta Falcons.
The Green Bay Packers were a good football team until they played the Atlanta Falcons in the 2016 NFC championship game, now they are just dirty bird fodder.
by Wraith23 January 27, 2017
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shit bird

One the the best forms used by Savage AF Men when they are trying to snag one of the most INCREDIBLY SEXY and AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES left in this world alive...
(..Desirable goddess just replied to his comment on a popular social media platform ..)
JUSTIN aka Savage AF guy: shit bird!! Will you marry me?
GORGEOUS GODDESS: Yes, of course!!...but did you call me a shit bird?
by Huthost March 20, 2020
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Big bird

A god like being that has created all of existence
All hail big bird!!
by bigbirdcultOFF June 26, 2020
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Bird

Poop cannons that are high-maintenance and scream.
The bird shat on the curtain.
Birds' voices are often grating, but largely pleasant in the case of oscines.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman!
by Featherstone9086 September 29, 2020
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Bird Fam

The best fortnite player on nintendo switch. add me kid (bird w keys)
bird: Get clapped you fuc face.

7 year old: im calling epic games.

bird: its called getting Bird Fam

bird: alr kid

11 year olds: your still trash boi
by y e z z i r February 10, 2020
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