The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020

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Bird Watcher

A Bird Watcher is a boy who likes videos of girls masturbating to porn.

“YO THIS KIDS’S WATCHING A GIRL MASTURBATE TO HENTAI, HES A BIRD WATCHER!”

by Llewell September 16, 2022

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A Karen spying in the neighborhood for people to report for violating local laws, rules and ordinances.

“ That bird watcher got another one ticketed for playing the music too loud”

by Hyper918 May 10, 2023

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When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a little bowl and pours an alcoholic beverage in the bowl and his partner takes the shot.

Last night I gave my GF/Wife or this girl a Bird Bath Shot!! Her new name is Tweedy Bird

by HH2018 June 10, 2025

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I drank bird saliva

by prutskid January 16, 2018

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An expression used when it is extremely cold. The mythical 'fur bird' sits around saying "Fur-fur-fur-fur-fur-fuck it's cold!"

The fur birds are out and about this morning

by SillyBugger24601 January 13, 2020

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Damage to garden plants inflicted by bean wreckers. Common occurrence in the Niagara region.

My garden experienced the worst bird damage this year from bean wreckers since I started planting it.

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