Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"
by Klockoline October 13, 2023

The Green Bay Packers were a good football team until they played the Atlanta Falcons in the 2016 NFC championship game, now they are just dirty bird fodder.
by Wraith23 January 27, 2017

One the the best forms used by Savage AF Men when they are trying to snag one of the most INCREDIBLY SEXY and AMAZINGLY BEAUTIFUL CREATURES left in this world alive...
(..Desirable goddess just replied to his comment on a popular social media platform ..)
JUSTIN aka Savage AF guy: shit bird!! Will you marry me?
GORGEOUS GODDESS: Yes, of course!!...but did you call me a shit bird?
JUSTIN aka Savage AF guy: shit bird!! Will you marry me?
GORGEOUS GODDESS: Yes, of course!!...but did you call me a shit bird?
by Huthost March 20, 2020

by bigbirdcultOFF June 26, 2020

The bird shat on the curtain.
Birds' voices are often grating, but largely pleasant in the case of oscines.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman!
Birds' voices are often grating, but largely pleasant in the case of oscines.
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman!
by Featherstone9086 September 29, 2020

bird: Get clapped you fuc face.
7 year old: im calling epic games.
bird: its called getting Bird Fam
bird: alr kid
11 year olds: your still trash boi
7 year old: im calling epic games.
bird: its called getting Bird Fam
bird: alr kid
11 year olds: your still trash boi
by y e z z i r February 10, 2020
