Straight Trash

Straight Trash is a new disparaging term utilized in Facebook discussion threads to describe something that someone doesn't like or to exaggerate displeasure with a comment posted by another person.

It is often used in a sports-related context to express annoyance or aggravation with a player's poor performance, especially a star player going through a costly slump.

The term is sometimes used ironically and is often expressed as a hashtag, #StraightTrash. The construction often takes the form of an equation: Favorite Player + Poor Performance = #StraightTrash

Baltimore Orioles' starting pitching + high ERA = Straight Trash

#StraightTrash

Washington Capitals + NHL Playoffs = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash

That last comment you posted = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash

by RiffGibson April 18, 2017

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honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.

"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."

by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023

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