Simp

A person who over values a woman in a foolish and embarrassing manner. The person deemed a “simp” is among society’s least worthy and pathetic individuals.

Friend 1: Yo bro, You know that Tamil guy Javiathan? He’s a simp!

Friend 2: why you say that?

Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.

Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.

Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.

by Friending friend February 13, 2020

Simp

Simp is someone who spends time with a girl instead of the boyz

Bro why isn’t Matt on? Oh because he’s out simping.

by SirButterNugs March 2, 2021

simp

someone (usually a guy) who stays doing the most for a female who doesn't even want him. he tries too hard to impress her whether its unnecessarily blowing his money on her, or "waiting" for her to get out of a relationship, etc. a simp will not even comprehend that he is one because he has put so much value on this female and is desperate to see his efforts pay off. a simp would get rejected and keep trying because maybe she'll change her mind

"This guy I dont even know commented on my post 50 times asking for a chance and posted some video slideshow of my photos"
"What a simp"

by guy_fieri March 7, 2020

Simp

It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them.

WakeWanker: got caught wanking. I had to simp and now I let her control my life.

TinderHoe: She wanted to use an extendo. I’m such a simp I said yes. Afterwards, I asked her if I could use it on her.

RealPOS: you two are no ball simps

by WakeWanker November 2, 2020

Simp

Jewel Morallo is the definition of simp. Not only she is, but so is Francis. This means to portray your own friends for the guy/girl you like.

Omg, have you heard Francis is such a fucking simp? I've also heard Jewel is a hardcore simp too.

by JanelleB May 6, 2020

Simp

Individual who does way too much for someone they like. Generally not a smart person either.

“You bought that girl a mercedes? Damn Brian you guys must be pretty serious.”

Brian “Naw she’s just a friend, she deserves it”

“Bro you are a fucking simp”

by Papisloppy August 29, 2020

Simp

A guy who puts too much effort to grt into a relationship with someone who sees them just as a friend.

Yogev is simping Noa so hard! Doesn't he understand that he only sees him as a friend!

by Romi Kl. August 31, 2023