Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

Watery potato

A very nice potato

YUH
I like watery POTATOS yUh

‘What’s the best thing ever’
‘WATERY POTATOES’

by Potato yuh July 10, 2021

Baked potato

Insert a frozen stick of butter in a chicks ass then as it melts use the liquid butter as lube. Best used in the doggy position.

Girl, I'm about to give you the baked potato.

by Smoke shack confessional July 11, 2021

Potato

A child that has been stuffed in a potato sack and brutally murdered while in said sack

Person 1: have you heard of the boy who got a potato
Person 2: yeah I'm hiding my child so they don't get one

by Jimjom33 August 19, 2022

potato

Balls

potatoes

by Ploppy Poopies August 23, 2022

new potato

Someone who recently acquired great wealth. Usually a younger person who then spends it in extravagant and irresponsible ways. A new potato commonly has a very arrogant attitude and thinks they are way cooler than everyone else. Tends to have a very fragile ego

Look at that new potato over there in his Lambo. Walks around like he's the most important person around here. He doesn't even know how to drive it

by asdfy1234567890 August 26, 2022

Snatch potato

Adjective for someone with hairy moles on their labia.

Man I seen this chick naked and she had a huge snatch potato.

by Tooloo & Solo August 26, 2022