painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.

Painting the post can happen once a month.

by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019

Crem-posting

The act of mass sharing unwanted often clickbait-y articles and social media posts.

Have you seen Celia's twitter account, all she ever seems to be doing is crem-posting.

by Mango Crusher December 2, 2025

Post zip drip

After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.

Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?

Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.

by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023

Manny post

When you post a picture and stating "Should I Cop". When in reality you could never afford it In the first place.

Guy 1 :"Manny posting Rims again"
Guy 2: "He won't get shit, he lives with his parents"

by Ci11antr0 August 24, 2023

im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom

Im posting this while drunk

by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022

Post Joke Clarity

That soul-crushing instant when you realize your joke landed with a thud instead of a roar, and the only sound louder than the crickets is your own regret.

Tom's poorly-timed joke at the awards show had everyone shifting uncomfortably. As Post Joke Clarity kicked in, he felt a wave of embarrassment worthy of Ricky Gervais at his most cringe-inducing.

by uhhasann April 3, 2024

Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.

Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.

by Facetious is me April 22, 2020