pissed off mom

Run

Friends: Hey dude, why are you running?
Me: I've got a pissed off mom behind me!
Friends: Run like hell!

by Razor1126 June 14, 2017

satans piss water

Some fucked up shit, usually a dark color

A: What are you drinking?
B: satans piss water

by Hitlers grandmother May 27, 2016

smoking cat piss

When you want to get weed but you only have $5.( bad weed)

“ My dealer ripped me off, now I’m smoking cat piss”

by Rocco C June 16, 2022

piss pee pop

when you smack someone in the face and piss comes out

god: you just got piss pee pop

by bentcharger June 6, 2018

Piss water jellyfish

When your old lady takes a piss in the middle of the night and lets the yellow mellow & you take a morning piss into the paper and it blows up like a jellyfish.

I got up this morning and took a piss and made the biggest piss water jellyfish you have ever seen.

piss toilet urine

by Paisley_pony February 12, 2014

Godzilla Piss Smell

1. Were you piss in a toilet and don’t flush it for a few days and the whole god damn bathroom gets stunk up

You: Holy shit it smells like a Godzilla Piss Smell

Yo homie: What do you expect its the boys bathroom

by Garfielddidntkillhimself May 31, 2022

public piss syndrome

The inability to relieve your bladder in a public place such as a grocery store, restaurant,etc. While this isn't typically looked at as a medical condition, it is a form of anxiety due to the possibility of someone looking at your junk. Typically this is a problem for men using urnials while someone else is in the bathroom as well.

Bob: Hey Mike, did you stop at the bathroom at the bar?

Mike: No, there was a guy going at one of the urinials, and I have public piss syndrome.

by ColbyJack121 May 15, 2016