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Bloody Mary Boner

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.
Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!

Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!
by xXOhio4Lovers February 1, 2023
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Mary Bennilow

The result where you want to say Barry Mannilow, but you end up saying Mary Bennilow. Also known as a female version of Barry Mannilow.
Guy A: Are you listening to Mary Bennilow?

Guy B: Don't you mean Barry Mannilow?
Guy A: I would, but in this song, he sounds a bit more femme than usual.
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Mari-Liis

Super smart but annoying, also very pretty girl
Somebody: So what did Mari-Liis get on her test?
Somebody 2: She got a A+ and she’s flexing with it
by Her frienddddd November 24, 2021
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maris

maris is the kindest person you could ever meet. she is killer at every sport she plays and everyone loves her
ex. omg your a maris
by slorjes creator December 1, 2022
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Mary Magdalene

A biblical hero who was the first to see Jesus after his resurrection. She is no a saint of the catholic church. Her importance to over a billion Christians is well-documented
Mary Magdalene was the first to know Jesus had resurrected. What a hero!
by zarnoldpalmer April 16, 2020
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Mary Sue

The type of character that is perfect in every way possible. Here's an example of a Mary Sue:
- Young, probably immortal
- Everyone loves them
- Always does everything without flaw
- Probably has magical powers
- Might be a hybrid (often crap like "half demon, half wolf, half princess, half human" because princesses are totally not human /s, and the character is probably written by an 8 year old that doesn't know about the term quarters)
- Has like 6 people after her
- Most likely female
- Only flaws are "clumsy" or something similar
Boom. There you have your very own Mary Sue/Gary Stue.
Mary Sue: omg i'm so clumsy and perfect
Random Caracter A: **disagrees with mary sue**
Mary Sue: **kills random character a cutely**
by SomePersonOnUrbDic September 19, 2021
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Appalachian Mary

a frozen Bloody Mary, piled high with whipped cream and various other sweet treats.
Wow, I ordered the best Appalachian Mary at Stooger's last week!
by bleebcore December 11, 2024
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