Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

jake

typically big men with large cocks and very sweet/charming personalities.

jake is so sweet and he has a gargantuan staff

by j4k33 July 22, 2021

Jake Paul

Cringiest living being on the planet. Apparently, he likes to marry people for views. He would do ANYTHING for money and views.

Jake Paul is trash.

by wedhjsn December 5, 2019

Jake

THE BEST PERSON EVER WHO IS KIND AND LOYAL AND SWEET IN GENERAL WHO NEEDS TO LOVE HIMSELF AND GIVE HIMSELF MORE CREDIT FOR HOW COOL HE IS

JAKE ACCEPT MY COMPLEMENTS YOU JERKWAD

by AshCantFocus January 16, 2022

Jake Paul

Sorry but you spelled the word "Dick" wrong. A "Dick" is a part of the male anatomy. Can be used as an insult. Other words for "Dick" are: Penis PP (pee pee)

Mr Johnson is such a Dick!

Jake Paul has a small dick!

by Johnzzqwf July 6, 2019

Jake Paul

Cringe just cringe

Jake Paul : it’s every Da
Me: just stop

by Uncle MEMEZ August 26, 2018

Jake

Has no girl friend or kids. Spends his money on race car parts. Can be found in the streets doing illegal shit with his race car friends.

Damn there goes Jake in that raggedy piece of shit. He still hasn’t finished his race car.

by Jpatterson733 January 28, 2020