Jake

He is a smart guy with dark curly hair and green eyes they are nice and can be a little annoying when he talks. he will always have his hand up in class and will be the first to answer.

Look who it is, Jake

by sickboi85678383 September 7, 2020

Jake Wood

average

Jake Wood

by nottherealclashofficial May 2, 2022

smelly jake

Dirty privates, uncleansed genitals.

Man, that dude has a smelly jake.
Wow she needs to do something about that smelly Jake.

Clean your act up, including that smelly Jake.
Your pot stinks worse than a smelly Jake.

by JD smell February 27, 2023

Jake

Has a weird love for turtles and is generally shy, but a funny person.

Joe: That "Jake" kid is always real quiet
Mama: He's real nice when you get to know him

by RoombaMan1929 May 29, 2021

Amber and Jake

Amber and Jake.. two people who's love for eachother is everlasting.. two people who no matter what will love eachother and cherish eachother.. I love you amber - jake

"hey did you see those two?" "Yeah there definitely like amber and jake'

by Johannesburg paulsty March 5, 2023

Jake

An immature guy with one of the holy trifectas--very large phallus, very large libido, very large actual heart--that make you want to slap him really hard but sametime kinda hit your knees and succcsuccc best you can so he will appreciate you the most possible.

Ugh I dunno what I'm gonna do about him; so annoying at times, but big sigh he's suchhhh a Jake I can't help myself.

by Imouto-chan January 4, 2022

Jake

Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.

Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”

You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”

by EricShun100 July 25, 2023