Guy 1: bro, I called her a "snow bunny" over text!
Guy 2: Yeah, you definitely had post text clarity after that one. Yikes!
Guy 2: Yeah, you definitely had post text clarity after that one. Yikes!
by DiceyStep June 4, 2025
Get the Post Text Clarity mug.The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.
by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025
Get the Post-panda regret mug.A category that references what is left after a shitpost. Mening a text that is influenced by and has all the trappings of a shitpost: camp, kitsch, blown out aesthetics and clearly delirious plot or premises, but that takes out all of the levity associated with it, instead, we are meant to take it seriously and even dourly, instead of laughing along with it. Authorial intent bears some relevance to the proper application of this category, meaning that it is necessary for the author of the work to have imbued the text with these qualities, rather than their presence being unintentional (e.g. The Room)
Some precursors of the genre might be, as works bearing very little verisimilitude and over the top aesthetically, which present themselves as earnest works:
- Collapse, by nick land
- Unknown death 2002, by yung lean
Some precursors of the genre might be, as works bearing very little verisimilitude and over the top aesthetically, which present themselves as earnest works:
- Collapse, by nick land
- Unknown death 2002, by yung lean
"Have you heard Brat, by Charli XCX? I saw the cover art and thought it was a shitpost, but then all of the songs, even though they bear a lot of resemblance with the aesthetics of rave culture shitpost memes, are really earsnest, come even deep and moving."
"yeah man, thats because it's not a shit post, it's post-shit"
"yeah man, thats because it's not a shit post, it's post-shit"
by ddcorreia June 5, 2025
Get the Post-Shit mug.It isn't the posting. Posting things has nothing to do with it. You cannot just ignore how I'm being treated and pretend that has nothing to do with my disposition towards the rest of you. You need to stop trying to prove a point and let it go you pedophile fuck.
Hym "It's not the posting and Joe Rogan daughter protection revoked. I will no long rape the people who rape Joe Rogan's daughters. They're fair game now."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
Get the Posting mug.Person 1: Do you see that crazy old geezer on the street
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
Person 2: He definitely works at the post office
by Wadda 147 July 6, 2023
Get the Works at the post office mug.After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023
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