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Ghost Feed

When a connection is said to be present; but is clearly missing.
John spent the entire weekend trying to fix a Ghost Feed, when all he had to do was reset his router.
by ReaverW October 21, 2010
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Space Ghosted

How you walk past Several empty parking spaces near the entrance after you had searched for a space and given up... parking far away from the entrance.
I was space ghosted at the mall 😱
by LadyLyles April 22, 2018
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Ghost Fart

When you are in a room and you are the only person in there but it smells like someone farted
damn that ghost fart smells bad
by wild goth bitch August 24, 2021
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Ghosted

When you talk to someone long enough to get to know them, then they completely shut you out without warning.
Kyle and I talked for almost 2 weeks and he ghosted me!

He asked me out then ghosted me. I haven’t heard from him in 4 days!
by Mikayla🧱🧱 June 5, 2021
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ghost post

when you post a instagram flic as if you're somewhere you were before
> omg are you in italy? i saw your post
> naw, i'm just ghost posting, i came back last week
by TGNYC January 16, 2023
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"ghost writer" AUTHORity

Rampant in "chain of command" situations --- especially the military and "mega-biz" establishments --- whereby everybody wants to push underlings around but then hastily "passes the buck" and claims ignorance/innocence when things go sour. Refers to the deplorable practice of an arrogant/dictatorial/irresponsible/ignorant a**h**e with way too much power ("authority") giving unwise/ineffective/counter-productive orders to one or more hapless underlings, brusquely refusing to listen to their urgently-beseeching appeals about the fallacy/unfairness/danger of proceeding as he told them, but then suddenly shedding all knowledge/responsibility (i.e., not admitting that he was indeed the "author" of those crazy stipulations) regarding said preposterous directives whenever s**t hits the fan afterwards as a result of his subordinates' having reluctantly-but-obediently carried out his unwisely-mandated actions.
I long ago decided to not just blindly/arbitrarily follow orders/rules/laws, no matter what position or experience or education/training that their "authors" happened to supposedly possess... I **always** use my own judgement/conscience in all my actions. Too many times in the past, I've gotten in knee-deep doo-doo MYSELF for someone else's screw-ups in reasoning/planning, only to have said "idiot in power" pull da ol' "ghost writer" AUTHORity trick on me, never admitting or even falsely denying ever having told me to proceed that way, just so that HE would not have to suffer any of the fallout from his own preposterous directives.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
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