1. Is a millionaire
2. Married to Virginia Lopez
3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
2. Married to Virginia Lopez
3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
by ...12...... May 21, 2018
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If you don't like this guy then you have poor taste in people and flat out suck at life in the biggest kind of way.
If you don't like this guy then you have poor taste in people and flat out suck at life in the biggest kind of way.
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Girl B: ikr he is so sweet but it took some time for him to like me but he is amazing
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