sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese

kraft mac n cheese sucks and is not real macaroni and cheese yet sometimes you have to just do what you don’t want to; hence, sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese

person a: i wanna go to the game but my mom is making me watch my brother.

person b: sometimes you just gotta eat kraft mac n cheese bro.

by ndjsikslsosudhbdd May 01, 2018

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.

"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"

by mad dog123 March 26, 2007

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

I eat more than I shit a lot.

In the song "One Way Out" by Niels Van Gogh the song lyric is "I knew more than I shouldn't lie." However, due to a mistranslation it sounds more like "I eat more than I shit a lot."
This is used to when your kill-death ratio is excellent in Call of Duty Online Multiplayer.

Dang Son! I got 32 kills and only 1 death! I eat more than I shit a lot.

by Rhimjob June 22, 2011

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

by ultrasupernectar2 October 08, 2012

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

a song by the band KillWhitneyDead

did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!

by Princess Peach ™ February 08, 2008

eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one

"MOM WHAT THE FUCKING MY ASS TITS FUCKING WERES MY GOSH DARNNNNNN XDOXX!"
"fock you" your moms says passing by

eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

by faeyrfvebyi April 19, 2019