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David

a really cute guy I wanna kiss a trillion times.
beth(what he calls me grr); DAVID IS SO CUTE
cung (his best friend); shut the fuck up
by beth is cool September 13, 2021
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david

u see kalis brother david he has anger issues and is an asshole
by neieneja June 24, 2022
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David Lee Boggess

The most amazing guy in the whole world. He's sweet and the most kind human-being ever placed upon this shit-hole called Earth. He's the brightest star in the whole sky, who will be an amazingly wonderful husband and father.
David Lee Boggess is so David Lee Boggess. :D
by IsisalyO_O September 24, 2011
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david

i saw a david hiding in that bush, be careful!
by chig2 March 10, 2019
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David

A guy that has been with so many girls, that seemingly any girl can get a ride on his bus
Hey David gooding, Can I ride your bus
by bentenner November 24, 2021
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David Dobrik

Some arguibly funny ex viner who's got lucky enough to get famous same as Logan Paul but with less savagery currently sucking dick of every celebrity new celebrity so they can appear in his vlogs which content are not any different from your standard L.A. vlogger basically just another rich savage wannabe with hot girls in the thumbnail, you got me...al the package
Person 1: I'm sure that guy is gay how could he have rejected Madison Bear

Person 2: Hi's not gay he is David Dobrik
by milked.cookie November 11, 2020
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david turnbull

david turnbull is a loser with 0 friends, no social life is gay with no bitches. david turnbull is a perfect example of the term L, a good example of what to say to a david turnbull is the following:
Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. Youre lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that youve wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and theres nobody to blame but you. I hope youre happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
person 1: “have u seen david turnbull lately?”
person 2: “yeah i saw that fucking loser
*stabs eyes out*
by vanillaflavouredcumbaglolxd November 2, 2022
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