Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.

Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.

by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022

David Myhre

A beverage that consists of 3 parts vodka 1 part kombucha

Much like an Arnold Palmer

"I was hangin with that hippie chick in her buss drinkin David Myhres and ended up running naked in the sand dunes"

"Yo, I ended up hangin with those granolas and gettin totally shit faced on David Myhres"

by AKbigkahuna July 6, 2018

David

A pretty cool guy who plays the guitar and loves to run two mans from Monday thru Friday, and is easy going guy. HE IS EASY!

Aw Man, I really wanted to go on a two man with David but it's saturday.

by araki. November 6, 2025

DAVID

A guy who rans around a shopping mall yelling help..

.

Guy do u like david. No david

has autism

by Chunkmonkey69 February 3, 2025

David

David is a loser dick fuckwad piece of shit drunken controlling tiny sick brainless ball sack.

Oh that guy... he’s such a David.

by Durhamsucks July 14, 2020

Do a David Cox

Shit myself whilst out running

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.

by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024

david

David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .

david: Hey guys I love Bread like a david

by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018