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Get the Ear balls mug.Said to someone after they didn't get a clear reference or joke to signify that it went over their head. Usually confuses them even more which adds to the teasing.
by Shadow the little blue cat March 25, 2019
Get the Giraffe Balls mug.A musket ball is a small lead ball fired from a primitive gun called a musket and is quite possibly the deadliest fucking thing known to mankind. These little killers are FAR larger than a modern military round (the caliber of 5.56 NATO is .22 while the caliber of a Brown Bess musket is FUCKING .75). If you compare being shot by a modern rifle to being stabbed by a knife, then bring hit by a musket ball is being stabbed by a fucking fist. What makes these little fucking murderers so deadly are the fact that they are large and slow projectiles, like a small cannon. Records from the American Civil War show limbs that have been blown clean off from the torso and exit wounds the size of grapefruits. Possibly the most brutal and badass innovation of warfare ever designed (as long as you don't get hit by one).
Continental Army Soldier #1: Holy shit, Ben was shot by a musket ball!
Continental Army Soldier #2: Where'd his fucking head go?
Continental Army Soldier #2: Where'd his fucking head go?
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Get the ball buttering mug.The act of shoving your balls up into your body to make yourself excited. This is temporary so boys can do this or have real fun.
by Aid_Master_Mind_Surendertail December 16, 2019
Get the Ball shoving mug.When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.
"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."
"Well, I got laser balls."
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
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