Jake

the human definition of special needs in the form of skin and bones.. all the while drooling food down onto his bib

Jake is SPETHEL(said in lisp} don't be a Jake.. RIB DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY

by whos ya daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2024

Jake chalk

Some one whole sweat profusely while engaging in intercourse with a cat

Don’t be a jake chalk mush

by Charva6 January 17, 2022

Jake

The biggest dickhead ever you'll ever meet. Jake can be a boy or girl and you will never know what they are. If they are a boy he will have the lowest amounts of testosterone ever humanely possible.

Woah she has more testosterone than Jake.

by Boomerangg May 18, 2023

jake paul

cancerous with a sprinkle of ghost writers on top

i HATE jake paul

by izoz August 1, 2020

Jake

Someone who is based as fuck

Person 1: "Capitalism is unsustainable and should be replaced"
Person 2: Thats such a Jake thing to say

by nvidiahascrashed November 24, 2021

Jake

Jakes a naughty boy he is trans and prob non-binary

hi JAKE

by FCUK JACOB August 24, 2020

Jake

Jake is usually tall, skinny, and fast. He’s never a show-off and usually hangs with smaller groups. Also a great thrower and catcher.

Hey jake, wanna play moss?

by Ifweaupifw May 21, 2021