A move demonstrated during sexual intercourse when the male ejaculates on his partners face, throws bleached pubic hairs in the semen (Angry Gorilla) and proceeds to defecate on their head symbolizing a polar bear with dreadlocks. Works best when the male has diarrhea. Used as either a breakup tactic, revenge tactic or a fetish act.
by thefckisapseudonym March 22, 2010

“Big bear high school is as tiny as the guys penises and their egos is as big as the girls loose vaginas”
by Suckmydick59274 January 30, 2018

by trwells86 July 15, 2021

by thehazben February 23, 2014

Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. Expression describing the bipolar nature of life, the universe and everything, popularised among other places in the movie The Big Lebowski and fifty percent proven, at any rate, by the life of Timothy Treadwell.
Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. But why d'ya have to use so many cuss words along they way?
by Fearman April 1, 2008

The Man Bear Pig is a series of shots consisting of an Irish Car Bomb, Jager Bomb and a Boiler Maker taken in sequence. Widely regarded as the most intense shot in the history of alcohol consumption, the MBP is not for the faint of heart. Only those with a sufficient base of mustiness should challenge the elusive MBP. There has only been one recorded engagement and though the MBP was defeated, it was not conquered.
The Handsy Man and the Fertile Esquire successfully fought off a Man Bear Pig Shot last night, not realizing that they were critically injured they carried on. The next day Man Bear Pig showed its teeth when the Fertile Esquire woke up under the dining room table and the Handsy Man had dicks drawn on his face. Blackout - Get There!
by snackdizzle April 17, 2009

Raging Bear is a term used to denote a very angry, fat or muscular and/or hairy, homosexual. Usually used in reference to fat hairy homosexuals.
Person A: "Hey, Did you hear what happened to Colin in the bar last night?"
Person B: "No, what happened?"
Person A: "Someone pissed him off and he got angry as heck!"
Person B: "So... Raging bear, huh?"
Person A: "Yup."
Person B: "No, what happened?"
Person A: "Someone pissed him off and he got angry as heck!"
Person B: "So... Raging bear, huh?"
Person A: "Yup."
by Jay Ay Orz October 30, 2013
