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National Tight End Day

A national holiday made for the most underrated position in the NFL the tight end. It was made more popular by the best tight end ever: George Kittlr
by George Kittle October 21, 2020
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National Kenzie Appreciation Day

BITCHES IT'S NOVEMBER 3RD. Kenzie deserves to be recognized.

She is the sweetest fucking thing. I love her with everything that I am and more people need to realize it too. Kenzie is the best person I've ever met. She is so nice to everyone and she always puts others first before herself. Kenzie is the most beautiful girl that I've ever met. She is so pure and wholesome and I love her so much. She's extremely smart and bright so I believe she deserves her own day.

I am hereby declaring today, National Kenzie Appreciation Day.
Yo it's November 3rd.

YEAH DUDE IT'S NATIONAL KENZIE APPRECIATION DAY.

HELL YEAH IT IS. Let me go and praise Kenzie for the beautiful goddess she is.

Same!!
by Kiby November 2, 2020
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National bob the builder day

National bob the builder day Is a day were we honor the original bob the builder he was legend and a hero
Person1:happy national bob the builder day

Person2:you to he sure was a great builder and a legend always helping
by Obie-one_thicc February 1, 2021
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National Mommy Milkers Day

National Mommy Milkers day is on April 18. This day represents the Mommy Milkers that every fine Milf or non Milf owns.Make sure to compliment their Mommy Milkers every time you see them.

-glasshead*
-OMG look at her Mommy MILKERS dude.I want them to wrap my neck like sleeping pillows.

-You should compliment her it’s National Mommy Milkers Day remember?
by 9lasshead April 17, 2021
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National poop and fart day

August the 25th is a day where you all come together to poop and fart.
Guys! It's national poop and fart day!! You know what that means... Spread em and let me sniff!
by john travolta420 poop April 20, 2021
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national self defence day

on the 24th of april (national ‘r@pe’ day) anybody who touches you anywhere you don’t feel comfortable you can rips there ears off.
*person touches you in the wrong place* ‘get off me freak oh wait! it’s national self defence day !’ *grabs head from over shoulder and cutely k.os them*
by kloudwithak April 22, 2021
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National Greta's mom day

A day to celebrate Greta's hot ass mom.
Soph: get off me hoe!

Greta's mom: No! It's national Greta's mom day
by fwefwfqwrgwegqwef November 5, 2022
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