New Hair Syndrome (NHS) – A temporary condition that occurs when someone gets a new hairstyle and suddenly feels the irresistible urge to take an excessive number of selfies from every possible angle. Symptoms include overuse of the camera, multiple social media posts, and prolonged admiration in the mirror
1-Sorry for spamming your feed, but my New Hair Syndrome is acting up again!
2-She just got a fresh haircut, and now she's deep in New Hair Syndrome mode—taking selfies every five minutes!
3-I swear, every time I change my hairstyle, I get a serious case of New Hair Syndrome. Someone take my phone away!
4-John was late to dinner because he was too busy admiring himself in the mirror. Classic New Hair Syndrome!
5-Warning: If you compliment my new hair, I will unleash full-blown New Hair Syndrome and flood you with pictures.
2-She just got a fresh haircut, and now she's deep in New Hair Syndrome mode—taking selfies every five minutes!
3-I swear, every time I change my hairstyle, I get a serious case of New Hair Syndrome. Someone take my phone away!
4-John was late to dinner because he was too busy admiring himself in the mirror. Classic New Hair Syndrome!
5-Warning: If you compliment my new hair, I will unleash full-blown New Hair Syndrome and flood you with pictures.
by _emmv_ March 31, 2025
Get the New hair syndromemug. by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019
Get the kick someone who has hair gel daymug. Two girls making a hair assessment of someone's hair cut:
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."
by PitchATent96 December 30, 2017
Get the hair assessmentmug. The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.
Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017
Get the do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hairmug. When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf
by Pablo Esc0bar October 11, 2022
Get the Long hair syndromemug. Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.
When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.
by lilboogieface September 21, 2025
Get the Blonde Hair Rapper Theorymug. by crazy ape186 May 5, 2023
Get the Rail Hairmug.