Jake Evan’s Musician

A creepy sex pest

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest

by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024

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Jake DK

Textbook, scholar-level definition of an incell

Damn, bro is never getting laid, definitely a Jake DK

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Jakeing it

When a man is jerking off aggressively and proceeds to get friction burn on his penis

My friend Jon was jakeing it

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Jake

I love Jake :) almost as much as I love soup.

Jake and soup are great.

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Jake

I love Jake :) almost as much as I love soup.

I love Jake and soup.

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The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.

P1: "I tried to touch Jake's butthole and lost 2 fingers.."
P2: "Try again"

by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025

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