Fransisco The Mad Fingerer

A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer invented the art of fingering.

by GNK.Monkey69 July 1, 2020

One finger ups

everyone shoulda know that you're hotter than volcano and inferno as its fine. slay miss maam.

"putting one finger ups bcs im a hot girlfriend and I'm fully aware bout that"

by null.nn August 25, 2022

4 fingers up

if they put 4 fingers up in a pic it means they’re inlove with you😍

omg look john just sent me a pic with 4 fingers up!!
omg he’s inlove with u

by allureadwerefax April 22, 2022

4 fingers up

If someone poses with 4 fingers up for a picture, it means they only fuck with bitches that are 4s and up

Yea she’s an 8, that’s why I’m holding 4 fingers up.

by Randompersondoingdumbshit April 24, 2022

Four fingers up

If you put four fingers up you get no bitches

Shawn put four fingers up
*He must get no bitches

by Steven Hawkins wheel chair April 18, 2022

Purple Monkey Finger

Moonshine from Dargaville. Dargaville where most of New zealands Kumara or sweet potatoes are grown. The locals make the best moonshine out of these purple turd looking things.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.

No officer i only had one Purple Monkey Finger, what do you mean i cant drive.

by Day Tripper. November 14, 2010

index finger discount

similar to the five finger discount in that it involves stealing/illegally obtaining items. however the index finger discount applies only to the index finger on the hand which you use your mouse for clicking and downloading illegal music, movies, etc.

i.e. pirating

I recently obtained a shitload of music using the index finger discount

by butt-pirater June 28, 2011