Straight-settling

When someone gay marries into a straight relationship due to social pressures.

He divorced his wife to marry a man. Must've been straight-settling.

by Nuttjob97 March 13, 2022

Tased-Straight

The unforseen effects of taking a 500,000 volt taser to the genitals where the pubes become stick straight and bright white.

Christina: Did you see Lbdub's new taser last night?"
Rose and Cheryl: "YES!!"
Cheryl: "He came home tased-straight at 3am looking like Spike from Gremlins "
Rob: "No, I did that before I left... a welcome home gift for the love of my life"

by lbdub March 16, 2022

Straight to the Heart

One some real shit when being serious

Yo bro Straight to the Heart when I see him it's litty

by TreyRoxkontheBloxk March 20, 2022

straight man

hes not just super but is also straight

why cant everyone be like straight man?

by straightmanislegitstraight March 20, 2022

Straight

Not lgbtq+

I’m straight but my sisters gay

by Just ice for all March 24, 2022

Francis and a Bmore straight jacket

When your fam from out of state, that are LEO's (3 stripes approved) or feds roll into Charm city around your birthday to celebrate. It can only end one way. With swat raiding a seedy 40 motel for hookers and dope...

I didn't realize it was going to be a Francis and a Bmore straight jacket birthday.

by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022

Bmore straight jacket

Bmore born to permanently end up in a rubber padded cell. The Asylum is waiting. You know your crazy and so do they. The Pratt awaits.

That asshole is a looney tune. He's a fucking Bmore straight jacket.

by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022