Taking back Sundays

The intent to take back the day that you should be for your free time.

Screw working weekends, I'm taking back Sundays

by shadowking300 March 6, 2013

tummy takes

When ur stomach feels like a dick is being arroticated and growing inside of your blatter zone

I have the tummy takes

by Djdoodkfpfpppppp November 1, 2017

Taking Out The Kids

An ominous text you get from someone: could be talking about murder, could be talking about fast food.

"Linda, I'm taking out the kids. They earned it."

by asdfghjkl0345 May 27, 2019

taking a zac

Using the bathroom, finishing, and then coming back to your desk, only to get up and go back to the bathroom.

I can't get any work done b/c I keep taking a zac.

by ZaK04845 November 6, 2014

take gate

"Take gate" is a wordplay on "to take offense" (= take a fence), because offense sounds similar to "a fence".

He took gate when she talked about him. Why does he always take gate?

by tenderjoe May 17, 2010

Take the wife somewhere nice

Anal Sex

Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?

by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021

Lott Take

The antithesis of a hot take. A Lott Take eschews any meaningful insight instead providing only obvious observations. E.g. "We didn't win the game because the offense didn't score enough points and the defense allowed too many points."

Can't wait to read this week's Lott Take *eye roll*

by Monkey Boiz November 11, 2022