The frustration you experience when your computer takes an obscene amount of time to load something, or freezes. The name in derived from the little spinning hourglass that replaces your cursor
Fred: "Last night, my stupid computer to so long to load I smashed the screen in."
Bob: "Dude, you're getting Hourglass Syndrome, you need a new computer."
"This morning my laptop didn't work and my Hourglass Syndrome made me rage at my boss. I need a new job now."
Bob: "Dude, you're getting Hourglass Syndrome, you need a new computer."
"This morning my laptop didn't work and my Hourglass Syndrome made me rage at my boss. I need a new job now."
by MortalWombat April 13, 2010
Get the Hourglass Syndromemug. being held economically captive depending on your circumstances (people with family’s get stuck and can’t escape, non competes are good too, raunchy vesting periods, signing/relo benefits having year long golden handcuffs, and of course H1B employees are excellent for the beast to consume+control) by the employer who shall not be named and hearing about all the suicides/deaths that happen from it who cannot be named but not being allowed to talk about them except when someone is walking by said area where death happened.
Examples of the the “Dearborn syndrome”
* “Ope ya this is the balcony where the security guard saw the splat from floor 11” — Reagent Court
* “oops ya, that’s where the man got his head cut off by a cable when the jig got stuck and his bood sprayed across the floor” —woodhaven stamping
* “Oh ya the manager from x plant shot their head in the parking lot” — I forget which plant… people higher up def would know tho
* “Ope ya this is the balcony where the security guard saw the splat from floor 11” — Reagent Court
* “oops ya, that’s where the man got his head cut off by a cable when the jig got stuck and his bood sprayed across the floor” —woodhaven stamping
* “Oh ya the manager from x plant shot their head in the parking lot” — I forget which plant… people higher up def would know tho
by Spawn of a noodle June 13, 2022
Get the Dearborn Syndromemug. Tommy syndrome is when a person is totally retarded, depressed, down syndrome, aspergers and lonely.
by Xddxdddddd August 10, 2017
Get the Tommy syndromemug. Pokimane is the true definition of "Pokimane Syndrome" (she's hot with make-up but without it she is ugly)
by Sumichi October 30, 2020
Get the Pokimane Syndromemug. 1. Asperger's Syndrome is a real mental/communication syndrome
2. People with Asperger's Syndrome are known as aspies, but there are fake "aspies" who claim to have the syndrome.
3. Authentic aspies will most likely never, ever out loud claim to be an aspie and claim it with pride, in fact real aspies tend to be a bit ashamed or very shy of their disorder.
4. Fake aspies wear their often times self-diagnosed Asperger's syndrome with pride
5. Authentic aspies will do what they do best rather than mess with people and use their Asperger's as a crutch, that is also the whole point of the disorder, you excel at one subject whereas you lack at social skills.
6. Fake aspies will often bother people about their "disorder."
7. Authentic aspies will, despite lacking in social skills, try and make an effort to get along with people outside their comfort zone while fakes will hate people who aren't like them.
2. People with Asperger's Syndrome are known as aspies, but there are fake "aspies" who claim to have the syndrome.
3. Authentic aspies will most likely never, ever out loud claim to be an aspie and claim it with pride, in fact real aspies tend to be a bit ashamed or very shy of their disorder.
4. Fake aspies wear their often times self-diagnosed Asperger's syndrome with pride
5. Authentic aspies will do what they do best rather than mess with people and use their Asperger's as a crutch, that is also the whole point of the disorder, you excel at one subject whereas you lack at social skills.
6. Fake aspies will often bother people about their "disorder."
7. Authentic aspies will, despite lacking in social skills, try and make an effort to get along with people outside their comfort zone while fakes will hate people who aren't like them.
(example) Todd and Ricardo are two boys who actually have Asperger's syndrome, Kyle is a fake aspie who is actually just another annoying emo kid.
Todd- Hey, Ricardo, I'm going to pwn you in C&C 3: Tiberium Wars again!
Ricardo- They hell you will, I just realized that the Scrin aren't as good as EA games wants us to think, I'm going to play as Nod for now on!
Todd- GDI will still kick your ass, besides, in the whole C&C story, GDI was the victor in the First Tiberium War, Second and will be in the third! Oh yea, we have a cooler superweapon...THE ION CANNON!
-Kyle comes in wearing overpriced Hot Topic crap-
Kyle- Those football players tackled me into the wall and took my Chinese (made in China) magical charms.
Ricardo- dude, maybe you shouldn't have said all that shit to them earlier today, I saw you talk crap to the linebacker.
Kyle- Let's put a stinkbomb into the locker room!
Todd- Let's not, I have a really good friend who's the Quarterback of the school's team! He's my dueling buddy on C&C Generals too!
Richardo- Hey, let's play C&C Generals instead! I call US Laser General "Pinpoint and Chinese Infantry General "Anvil" Shin Fai
Todd- I call Dr. Thrax and Chinese Nuke General Tsing Shi Tao!
Kyle- Man, screw you fake aspies!
Todd- Hey, Ricardo, I'm going to pwn you in C&C 3: Tiberium Wars again!
Ricardo- They hell you will, I just realized that the Scrin aren't as good as EA games wants us to think, I'm going to play as Nod for now on!
Todd- GDI will still kick your ass, besides, in the whole C&C story, GDI was the victor in the First Tiberium War, Second and will be in the third! Oh yea, we have a cooler superweapon...THE ION CANNON!
-Kyle comes in wearing overpriced Hot Topic crap-
Kyle- Those football players tackled me into the wall and took my Chinese (made in China) magical charms.
Ricardo- dude, maybe you shouldn't have said all that shit to them earlier today, I saw you talk crap to the linebacker.
Kyle- Let's put a stinkbomb into the locker room!
Todd- Let's not, I have a really good friend who's the Quarterback of the school's team! He's my dueling buddy on C&C Generals too!
Richardo- Hey, let's play C&C Generals instead! I call US Laser General "Pinpoint and Chinese Infantry General "Anvil" Shin Fai
Todd- I call Dr. Thrax and Chinese Nuke General Tsing Shi Tao!
Kyle- Man, screw you fake aspies!
by C&C Chinese Nod General September 5, 2007
Get the Asperger's Syndromemug. the complete inability to see reason even when told by every person you know when faced with the occasional change to perform the act of coitus, resulting in kids and marriage then divorce and losing your home etc
greg fucked a psycho bird , we all told him not to , now he's married to her and has a kid and now she's divorcing him to get "half" - hence *greg's syndrome*
by t3h h4t3d March 31, 2009
Get the Greg's Syndromemug. guy 1: dude did you see brian
guy 2: yea he went to the beach right?
guy 1: yea he has McDaniel syndrome now
guy 2: yea he went to the beach right?
guy 1: yea he has McDaniel syndrome now
by Nathaniel plaza March 15, 2009
Get the McDaniel syndromemug.