The act of being throat gaped by your wife/Girlfriends lover while yodeling.
Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.
Often done after her lover has given a Nintendo switch.
Nazi punching
Verb
Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch”
Verb
Person one: “has anyone seen Richard?”
Person two: “He is in the hospital, he got a little over excited by his new switch, and dislocated his jaw”
Person one: “damn. I wish I had a Nintendo switch”
by Notalexjones October 18, 2018

when you stitch a pussy closed. wait till it heals shut. then cut it open with a knife and fuck the hole
by peterpenis6 May 12, 2024

by Pharmchix September 17, 2017

Destroy the fins on someones surfboard. Specifically if that someone is ruining your surf and not a native.
Originated from bloodborn Aussie's living off the Gold Coast.
Originated from bloodborn Aussie's living off the Gold Coast.
These beta cucks just dropped in on our swell. They better have 2nd generation grandparents from the Gold Coast, or we'll punch their fins out.
by XXXandBEER September 8, 2021

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023

March 19th is for punching girls in their stomachs. Yay! I mean they have kick boys in the balls day
by Acht8Zwei2Vier4 March 6, 2025

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
