J ballin

When one hangs their balls outside one chosen leg hole of their whitey-tighties.

Gormo: You free ballin’ tonight my guy?
Jalen: Naw, I’m J ballin’ son.

by myrealnameisbaker June 21, 2018

That's G's J

slang for "That's God's job"

person 1: Isn't studying going to improve your grade?
person 2: Nah... that's G's j.

by pechesnapple October 18, 2022

j

A letter from the alphabet, don't you fuckin' know?

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J and it goes on.

by IoanIvanov February 13, 2017

M-J

the guy that is friends with everyone, the guy with good music taste and wears cool things, the guy who takes his gf to cafes and they just laugh around, the guy that is perfect in every way. ❤️❤️

damn I wish I had a M-J like ivy

by bokutosasstho January 5, 2021

Donald J. Trump

Based and sexy still, even now when his base be 'a-panic'n.'

I am a certified-'plan-truster,' in 2025, Donald J. Trump is based and awesome.

by Gay Female Hitler July 27, 2025

J-Over

BEYOND cooked. When it is J-Over for someone, it means they are so cooked, it is over for them. They are remembered infamously as the most cooked person. It is also the last letter added to the alphabet, and it is seen as an outsider to everyone.

A - Over : Slightly Cooked

E - Over : Cooked

O - Over : Burnt

T - Over : Charcoal

Z - Over : Ashes

J - Over : BEYOND COOKED

Bro 1: Dude, it's J-Over for me.
Bro 2: Why do you say that?

Bro 1: I have 50 assignments due in an hour.
Bro 2: How?! We worked on them together!
Bro 1: I was playing while we did.
Bro 2: Into the J-Over abyss you go

by KlaPAoish March 10, 2025

Angus J

A male with a penis longer and thicker than one can possibly imagine, and has an incredible ass made of steel that woman literally drool for.

"Holy shit look at that guy over there i can see his huge penis from here, he must be an Angus J"

by DarylWittener123 July 7, 2023