Play Louey

In reference to Louis Armstrong, the great jazz trumpeter.

Play Louey refers to the act of being blown or orally copulated on one's penis.

Misty came over and I told her to "Play Louey" for me.
She replied, "bop, bop, be-bop...oh yeaaaaahhhhhhh!

by deedogtx June 21, 2006

playing on the porch

A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.

Jon: Yo Ben, you smash this weekend?
Ben: Nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead

by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018

Let’s play Valorant

This phrase is code for “Let’s have sex.”

Hey Luke, let’s play Valorant in my dorm room. My roommates are gone, so we can be as loud as we want to be.

by user3748293782 November 25, 2023

play dommes

Play dommes are female sex workers who claim to participate in female domination or femdom, but they do little that is actually from the various BDSM practices.

"For the past few years, Twitter and Reddit have been invaded by play dommes who pretend to be dominant mistresses but who actually dress, speak, and perform for low-paying chauvinistic customers."

by rocklegendlives November 19, 2022

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs

Someone really bad at a game.

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs fr fr

by JefferyLamarWilliams June 12, 2020

monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

Playing up

Trying to make somebody feel 9 feet tall and invincible, or at least thinking you've made them feel that way.

The guy knew that the teacher's spy/teacher's pet was trying to play up to him even though the teacher's pet was not his pet or darling, so really it wasnt a good job of playing up, but he/she still thought that he/she was playing up to him and that he was going for it or falling for it for some reason. He also knew the teacher's pet well, so he didnt have to measure anything, since people dont change. Just like the walls on a building can warp and the measurements of the wall can change some, but the building is the same overall building it always was since it was built, even if their are additions, renovations, or parts missing, the overall building is the same building until it collapses or gets demolished, people also can seem different, seem to change form, but really they're the same overall people they were as kids. If they were a poser as a kid, they're still posing as something different all the time, appearing to change. People who think that everything needs to be measured to know anything about it, or to know it well are missing the point.

by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020