witch's cunt

something completely inaccessible.

We went to the store but nobody was there and it was locked up tighter than a witch's cunt.

by sqrfolkdnc September 3, 2009

frozen cunt

1. A girl who is a merciless bitch in all situations. She is rude, mean, and sarcastic whenever possible, and she makes jokes at others' expense.

2. Also, can be described as one step up from an icy bitch, which is often used playfully among girlfriends.

icy bitch, bitch, mega cunt, cunt

"My new roommate Jill is such a frozen cunt! She is rude to every one and she could care less about how it makes others feel!"

"Oh shut up you frozen cunt, you know I was only joking!"

by ellosquirrel December 9, 2008

cunt swindle

When you think you are getting one thing, and you end up with another (unwanted) thing.

That douche bag cunt swindled us, these aren't real Cubans.

by dengle dingus March 2, 2011

chunder-cunt

a sexual fetish which involves a man being sick on a woman's vagina and then having sex with her

"alrite mate, how did it go wit that bird last nite?"
"yeah not bad man...she was well kinky. she even let me chunder-cunt her."

by tommyc123 November 19, 2009

cunt bump

When you score in a game and you do a cunt bump..like a chest bump

A cunt bump is Like a chest bump but with vaginas

by jennyjennylang April 14, 2014

Bmw cunt

A driver who is normally a likeable human being until the split second sits behind the wheel of a BMW turning himself or herself turns into a BMW cunt.

I was driving down the road minding my own business when some bmw cunt cut me up.

by Chilliloco September 11, 2016

Cunting Fuckeroo

A term you shout out, when words can't express your anger towards somebody.

*Being killed by the same guy, for the 40th time on Modern Warfare 2*
"He's killed me again the cunting fuckeroo"!

by Shaunyboy04 December 7, 2009