Beautiful woman: Being cockney for no reason
Man: Who do you think I am cock envious of?
Beautiful woman: Don't know....you tell me?
Man: I don't have any Cock Envy, honest. Please believe me
Man: Who do you think I am cock envious of?
Beautiful woman: Don't know....you tell me?
Man: I don't have any Cock Envy, honest. Please believe me
by MonkeyBoots December 27, 2011
Get the Cock Envy mug.dude 1: "That dude just broke an ice cock off in his ass"
dude 2: "Oh that sucks. Thats not going to melt for a while"
dude 2: "Oh that sucks. Thats not going to melt for a while"
by purplemoss February 5, 2010
Get the Ice Cock mug.When a male and female are engaged in sexual intercourse and going at it full pelt the males penis accidently slips out but in the heat of the moment goes for an instant re-dock but instead misses the target thus causeing a painfull and instant deformation of the penis in a buckling manner.
hey tom i was going at it hammer n tongs with this tart that i picked up whilst out on the raz last night but about half way through my chubby popped out and the bitch sat right on top of my dick and she gave me a right buckle cock.
by mmmicecream May 9, 2009
Get the buckle cock mug.The walk one uses when their ball sack has a rash. Can also be used to describe an man's dick swinging from side to side.
by Dolan the Duck April 17, 2017
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It is hated by all females
Often known as Aidan small penis
It is hated by all females
Often known as Aidan small penis
by edgvhqek May 10, 2008
Get the sun cock mug.verb. The act of shocking someone unexpectedly with an image of a penis, typically one that is very large or a graphic scene depicting multiple cocks.
Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.
Types of cock shocks include: a. sending a link to an image of a cock with the recipient expecting a benign link, b. changing someone's wallpaper on their computer or phone screen to an image of a cock without them knowing it, or c. having an image of a cock on your computer screen as someone joins your screen for sharing.
John: Can you send me that link with the directions?
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!
During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.
Bill: Sure. Here is the link.
John: Oh my god, that is disgusting!
Bill: Cock shock!!!
During the wedding, Tommy secretly changed the wallpaper of three people's phones to images of giant cocks, thus carrying out a cock shock trifecta.
by JW75 March 29, 2013
Get the cock shock mug.Someone who has, will, or wants to prevent a friend/random person from getting laid by a member of the opposite gender. Also, when a person knows he's not getting a piece of tail will do absolutely anything, best friend or not, to make sure nobody gets a pice of tail by the end of the night. Someone who will convince a member of the opposite sex to go home, instead of going to a party they were really excited about, by telling lies to prevent any others from having a chance of getting lucky.
When Kyle, John, and Boy Blue were chilling at a karaoke night, John invited a girl to com to the after party. On the way to pick up boy blues truck , Kyle was guranteed a piece of tail, for she was licking his ear. After Boy Blue had gotten his truck, Jenn decided to go with him. He then convinced her to go home, by telling her that Kyle and John were bad people. Steve IS A COCK BLOCK!!!!!!
by Tank AKA The other boy blue April 17, 2006
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