Slipped on cheese

To randomly or suddenly trip and fall overboard on a marine vessel. More common in the cruising industry.

"Dude, I was running on the Sun deck and almost slipped on cheese! Really have to take it easy up there when consuming copious amounts of Gin 'n Juice, especially with the rough seas".

by seanyyyyy June 4, 2013

Grade the Cheese

when you put cheese on a dick and then eat it off (also works with warm melted cheese)

My friend Sterlyn and her boyfriend Caelan totally grade the cheese every weekend

by deathmetal.cowboy December 19, 2015

obesity cheese

The product of the dark, warm creases on the body of a BMI-challenged individual.

I need a shower; I've got enough obesity cheese to bait a dozen mouse traps.

by erutander July 18, 2011

Cheese toasty

When you jizz in a fat chick's flaps and then later pull it apart like a grilled cheese.

Bro 1. " damn that girls super sized"
Bro 2. " just my type, Ima give her a cheese toasty when I'm done."

by Wutwut December 16, 2017

Cheese Anxiety

The anxiety caused by change

I changed the ordering on that drop down and now he's got some serious cheese anxiety.

by Wooto April 7, 2017

cheese tease

When you hand your "chips a whore" a chip dipped in your cheese and tease her with it because you're the chip pimp

Chips A Whore: Cheese me!
Chip Pimp: You got it!
Chips A Whore: Give It!
Chip Pimp: You have to work for it... It's a cheese tease!

by Cheese Teaser August 26, 2016

mouse cheese

Mouse cheese is similar to dick cheese, except from a vagina, generally caused by a yeast infection. Alternately, it is another term for mousetrap cheese or tasteless cheese of questionable quality (although mice don't even really like cheese that much).

Both of these cheeses are decidedly NOT good eats, so don't ya put it in your mouth.

Mika: I wanted to go down on her but all I found was mouse cheese
or...
Ika: That grilled cheese was nasty! It must have been made with mouse cheese.

by Shay Dee June 20, 2018