time is a thing you can

Put on the wall Or were it on your wrist the past is fare behind us the future doesn’t exist

What’s the time
It’s a quarter to nine
Time to have a bath
Time is a thing you can

by That fruity dumb frog September 30, 2022

Tomato can

Oh? Is that supposed to be a hard hitting interview? That’s definitely you not being a narcissist who doesn’t like being challenged.

Hym “Here you are interviewing tomato cans and acting like the guy is actually challenging you I mean Jesus... You barely said anything! Do you believe in God? ‘I don’t like the question because we don’t know what the words mean’ Bullshit! If I asked you whether or not you believed the central locus of change was at the level of the individual, you would know what the words mean motherfucker. You have beliefs. Tomato can. Brought there explicitly to not win. To put on the facade of a challenging interview.”

by Hym Iam October 22, 2022

can i has a burgr

A way a cat meme speaks to get a burger.

"Mew!"
"I iz catto!"
"Can i has a burgr nom?"

by YE$ September 3, 2019

Shizzle Can

Shizzle Can is a made up holiday in which people receive coal. Shizzle Can happened to fall on Christmas. Mofu Clausu is the person who brings the coal.

“Man, Shizzle Can is gonna be super exciting!”

by ScrubbyTubby2 August 3, 2020

Can Piggy

A man who is rarely seen without a can of beer in his hand.

No matter what the time of day or occasion.

Plays rugby and will refuse water if brought on at half time and demand a can of beer.

That Sam Johnson, absolute can piggy isn’t he!

by The darb hunter May 16, 2022

Can

They are very friendly very generous and they care about who they love. They are thoughtfull if you have one of your friend who named Can you should be kind to them or else they start overthinking about what you say to them. They also are smart and joyfull. They want to be happy even they are alone they think about hapiness. They want to be loved or respected for what are they. however they have negative sides too, They can spoil things they shouldn't say about themselves when they are happy. They can be selfish sometimes.

They can be broken when they are at low, just give some space or love to them.

"I like Can's ideas"

by $Saga$ November 21, 2021

can of plans

A set of plans for the night, day, or morning.

What are we doing tomorrow?

Here is the can of plans:
1. Go to the pregame
2. Smoke some reefer

3. Rage face at the party.

by Tmoney18 March 11, 2014