bone geyser

the act of urinating with an erection

With a raging boner and a full bladder, the king had no choice but to do a handstand for his bone geyser

by purple head July 18, 2015

relax your bones

Chill out, take it easy, relax

Settle down Wild Bill, relax your bones.

by BossTruth October 05, 2020

birthday bone

When you having an absolute furthest with your girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, partner, wife, husband, half bother, half sister, 2nd cousin from the south on your birthday.

damn bro, my gf texted me she would surprise me with a birthday bone.

by Matty In The Morning February 12, 2018

Stone Bone

An erection achieved while high on marijuana

"Babe I have a massive Stone Bone right now lmao" Dom texted to his girlfriend

by Snowcial September 11, 2017

T-boned

an adaptation of a previously used term for "broadside collision" to the frequent "near collisions / emergency stops" which are common to self-driving vehicles (for example Tesla) that only brake at the last minute.

What the f***, that Tesla T-boned me, nearly hit me broadside. Scared the s*** out of me.

by MNL897 May 07, 2023

bone hold

A violent or very tight hand job.

When I went over to her house last night she gave me a bone hold.

by Bucket of Fail September 16, 2014

Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whisssssssssstle Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whisssssssssstle <whiStle`~`whistlE> Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

Genitals Long, I Have Been Making It Whisssssssssstle <whiStle`~`whistlE> Through Psychosomaticulyu Fish Bones

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025