Americanitis

A US citizen who is most likely over 300 pounds and eats lots of McDonald’s

American: want to hang out sometime?
Canadian: no, you have Americanitis, go lose some weight
American: ok :(

by Not si April 12, 2022

american bidet

Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.

Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.

by Jobungus October 3, 2023

American Oligarchy

The billionaires and the puppet politicians they installed who ruined Western civilization through wars and dividing & conquering people with extremist positions.

The American version of the Iranian Mullahs.

It took the American population way too fuckin long to realize the American Oligarchy is 100% gay. When are you going to stop listening to some queen on TV being fed lines to promote another queen? The stupid era of America's corrupt two party system is over.

by Publius0987 April 9, 2025

New American Dream

Three hots (meals) and a cot (bed).

I wanted a mansion overlooking a bay, but now that I'm broke, homeless, and fucked-up, I'd settle for three hots and a cot, my New American Dream.

by Daily Planet Reporter August 28, 2012

I will American you

When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.

British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.

by Byvargon October 30, 2023

American Volcano

The act of banging your girlfriend, then while fucking her, spread her ass cheeks, puke in her butt hole, than smack her ass and watch it spew out... like a volcano

Man, I gave my girlfriend an American Volcano last night and than she had to go to the hospital.

by Spedmuffin1 July 18, 2011

American Brick

A act of going to Vietnam to burn down a jungle take the ashes left over from the burning. Then bringing it back to the continental US to grind down and make bricks to then sell back to the country. Other countries have been used in the misty burning and devastated countries.

Holy shit Jared there are billions of dollars worth of American Bricks in this warehouse. Yes I know Jim we have a new shipment going to Iran next month.

by Make hawk November 14, 2019