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Cookies n’ cream

When two partners (regardless of gender do anal. When one of the partners cums in the unwashed asshole of the other partner. The partner filled with cum then proceeds to stand on all fours with their asshole wide open then the other partner proceeds to squeeze out the cum from the dirty ass hole and consume it, but the semen is mixed with the left over shit from the dirty asshole it’s being eaten out of. Therefore also having the texture of cookies and cream!
Partner: “Alright babe ready for some of that cookies n’ cream?”

Other partner: “you know it!”
by Cookies n’ cream February 7, 2022
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Reverse Creaming

A reverse creaming is performed while in the act of jerking off your male partner.
The crux of it is in tricking your partner to believe his ejaculate will land either on you or around his penis,
at the last moment before ejaculation; you are to aim your partners penis towards his face suchthat the ejaculate will land squarely in his face.
It's supposed to be surreptitious in nature, but consensual reverse creaming are known have happened
Ohh man, me and my girlfriend was going down on me last night.

Thought I was going to finish in her face and then she reversed creamed me when I closed my eyes.
A little bit went into my mouth, I hate Reverse Creaming
by functionallyInert December 14, 2023
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Chocolate cream pie

When you push your butt cheeks together while pinching a loaf..
I always have to shower after a chocolate cream pie...
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Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017
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Neopolitan Ice Cream

The act of being a petite white girl being fucked in the vagina by a big black guy and fucked in the mouth by a sunburnt midget and their cum meeting in the middle of you
Wow, i got Neopolitan Ice Cream'd last night
by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022
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Lean cream

As you are about to cream pull out and cream in your hand lean in and cream pie the lucky person in the face
I just gave my girl the lean cream now she need to clean her face
by By SSR March 2, 2021
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The cream man

If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.
Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!

Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?

John: my balls hurt
by dickcheesefecalmatter January 2, 2022
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