Taking You Yard

To beat someone or prove one’s superiority in a certain event or activity.
“ You are an awful Player, I’m taking you yard
by Phat_Ballllllz November 18, 2017
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Peruvian Double Take

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.
"She was a thing of beauty I knew I had to make a Peruvian Double Take with this lady"
by Dr. Fell Boien June 04, 2024
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Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
by DJMAA November 18, 2023
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Take a cab

by HannR January 21, 2023
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National take a shower day

Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc
by DariEru September 02, 2021
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Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 20, 2008
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Take French leave

To leave someone without saying goodbye
"When they found that our masters were too vigilant for them, they take French leave of us, and ran along the beach with incredible swiftness..."
by Voortrekker June 25, 2024
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