rusty star

A old , unused butthole

That ol gal Linda sure had a rusty star

by Sle3py Gary June 11, 2018

star- crossed lovers

the kind of lovers that for some external reason cannot be together. originates from an old tale, where 7 daughters of a god and goddess lived in some sort of heaven, one of them was a weaver, the best actually. she begged her mother to let her go down to earth, after a while her mother agreed but she had to go with her sisters. they were all playing around in a little river when all of the sudden a man appeared, he was a farmer he was walking with some kind of cow, and he fell for her, she was the most beautiful person he had ever seen and so did she. she decided to stay with him to make a life of their own and they did. until she decided to go visit her family in the heavens, her mother was furious, she actually did not let her go back down to earth for a while, it didn't matter how much she begged her mother wouldn't break, after what it felt like years her mother agreed to let her go down again but she wouldn't be able to go back to her anymore. so she did. even after everything that happened they were able to love each other in the end.

i hope this ain't you cuz tbh it sucks. take careee

star- crossed lovers.

friend: so how did it go with him at the end?

me: well, let's just say that the stars were not in our favour.
friend: I am sure you guys will find your way to each other again.
me: I hope so.

friend: you guys are just star-crossed lovers.

me: I was hoping you wouldn't say that. now our love is in the hands of something we don't know or can control.
friend: it always works at the end, or in another life. just keep true to your love for them.

by hopelesdreamer August 29, 2022

The Patrick Star

When 3 woman engage in the act of scissoring all together.

Hey Ladies are we going to do The Patrick Start tonight?

by Artthegreat14 August 31, 2022

Star Crunch

Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.

“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”

by JusMe12345 September 10, 2022

Star Wars Horse

What lame-os call the AT-AT but cosmically and emotionally, this is the true name of that big thing in episode V. That shit was crazy.

*Driving past the Oakland cranes*
“Oh! The Star Wars Horses!”

by Pleabs415 September 10, 2022

star wars boyfriend

a nerdy guy whom particularly likes star wars & star wars like media

“i really wish i had a star wars boyfriend”

by Lee_isAloser September 13, 2022

Star Collector

Either a girl who lives to sleep with celebrities and keeps a list of them or a song by the Monkees

Becky: I slept with Avan Jogia last night! I better right his name down
Ryan: Becky, your a pathetic Star Collector
Or
Think I’ll let her keep on going
Wherever it is she's going to
Give her my autograph and tell her
"It's been nice knowin' you"
She's a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
How can I love her, when I just don't respect her?
When everything is going my way
She wants to be close at hand
She moves some other doorway
When things all go the way she planned
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
She only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, it won't take much time before I get her off my mind
For she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, she only aims to please young celebrities
Yeah, she's a star collector (Collector of stars)
Oh, it won't take much time before I get her off my mind

by MickyDolenz4-ever April 28, 2022