Slang for mace
Usage guide
Future tense: I'm going to can out bettey
Past tense: my friend accidentally canned him and his friend out
Present tense: yo he is canning that kid out
Usage guide
Future tense: I'm going to can out bettey
Past tense: my friend accidentally canned him and his friend out
Present tense: yo he is canning that kid out
by Crackerjack2k December 9, 2024
Get the Canmug. Can is a brown or black haired man. He is very kind, friendly and smart guy who always help others when they need him.
My name is Can …
by hoethemotherfuckinjo November 23, 2021
Get the Canmug. by wixkill January 26, 2024
Get the Canmug. noun / verb / lifestyle
kul-chur on thuh kan
1. The act of consuming culture while on the can. Literally. Figuratively. Religiously.
2. A creative agency born from the sacred scroll — crafting and curating binge-worthy, bite-sized content made for the porcelain throne.
3. That moment when your legs go numb, but you still can’t stop scrolling.
4. Where internet culture meets bathroom breaks. Fast. Funny. Unfiltered. Raw. Maybe a little too relatable.
5. A modern ritual. A movement (in more ways than one). The place where short-form genius, real talk, and your best ideas collide — while you’re handling your other business.
6. Where you go for a little peace and quiet — to laugh, think, and learn something about the world, all without leaving the stall.
7. We all get cultured on the can.
8. The toilet of popularity — the internet’s porcelain throne.
kul-chur on thuh kan
1. The act of consuming culture while on the can. Literally. Figuratively. Religiously.
2. A creative agency born from the sacred scroll — crafting and curating binge-worthy, bite-sized content made for the porcelain throne.
3. That moment when your legs go numb, but you still can’t stop scrolling.
4. Where internet culture meets bathroom breaks. Fast. Funny. Unfiltered. Raw. Maybe a little too relatable.
5. A modern ritual. A movement (in more ways than one). The place where short-form genius, real talk, and your best ideas collide — while you’re handling your other business.
6. Where you go for a little peace and quiet — to laugh, think, and learn something about the world, all without leaving the stall.
7. We all get cultured on the can.
8. The toilet of popularity — the internet’s porcelain throne.
1. “Honestly? I get all my news, trends, and low-key wisdom from Culture on the Can.”
2. “My therapist said I need boundaries. I told them I already have Culture on the Can — and that’s enough inner work for me.”
3. “Was on the toilet for an hour watching Culture on the Can. Legs? Gone. Worth every second.”
4. “Culture on the Can is why I’m late to meetings. Enlightenment takes time.”
5. “Don’t bother me — this is my Culture on the Can time.”
6. “Forgot my phone — no Culture on the Can. Just me, my thoughts. 0/10. Would not recommend.”
7. “My wife thinks I’m up to something. I am: expanding my mind with Culture on the Can.”
8. “My wife gets concerned when I’m in the bathroom too long. But really, I’m just training to be a refined, informed, emotionally stable man — with Culture on the Can.”
2. “My therapist said I need boundaries. I told them I already have Culture on the Can — and that’s enough inner work for me.”
3. “Was on the toilet for an hour watching Culture on the Can. Legs? Gone. Worth every second.”
4. “Culture on the Can is why I’m late to meetings. Enlightenment takes time.”
5. “Don’t bother me — this is my Culture on the Can time.”
6. “Forgot my phone — no Culture on the Can. Just me, my thoughts. 0/10. Would not recommend.”
7. “My wife thinks I’m up to something. I am: expanding my mind with Culture on the Can.”
8. “My wife gets concerned when I’m in the bathroom too long. But really, I’m just training to be a refined, informed, emotionally stable man — with Culture on the Can.”
by cultureonthecan June 26, 2025
Get the Culture on the Canmug. Person 1: Bro she actually broke up with me your right
Person 2: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME
Person 1: Are you retarded
Person 2: FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY
Person 2: WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOME
Person 1: Are you retarded
Person 2: FOR THE TIDES THE SUN AND THE SKY
by Crispy2cookies February 1, 2024
Get the WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOUR WELCOMEmug. 
An individual who only dates someone because they write graffiti. Often times this type of person will hop writer to writer with no intention of pursuing a complex relationship, but just hanging out with them to seem more cool or hesh.
They may catch cutty presto tags, but lack a genuine love for graffiti.
Similar to the skateboarding term "ramp tramp," but in terms of graffiti.
They may catch cutty presto tags, but lack a genuine love for graffiti.
Similar to the skateboarding term "ramp tramp," but in terms of graffiti.
by notacanfan123 August 8, 2025
Get the can fanmug.