The guy who thinks he's cool because he works at a "private' golf course but all he does is clean golf carts. He has trouble waking up in the morning, and he is always hungry. Short-tempered, snores in his sleep and occasionally drools, hates drugs, alcohol, cheating, peach rings, and strawberries, thicc af, looks Asian without glasses, takes pictures of buildings because they look cool . Likes his rice how he likes his women: brown. Music taste is literally everything but country music. Plays League of Legends like the nerd he is (his favorite champion is Thresh), thrives off of puns and anti jokes, and he never wears sleeves. Overall he's boyfriend material, he's supportive, loving, funny, sweetest guy you will ever meet, social butterfly, buys you food, and gives his girlfriend all of the love in the world.
by faglord3000 August 7, 2017
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A type of person who is incapable of typing on a keyboard, keyboards often explode in his presence. Would be on the SCP website but no one has been able to type it up.
by Tyopo404 February 20, 2019
Get the Ben mug.A good guy, he always makes you laugh and smile so much whenever you see him, always down for a good time. Is secretly the big gay although he will not admit it.
by howabouthellno February 24, 2019
Get the Ben Findler mug.He’s it very tall, has 4 friends, used sylvie to get friends and to not be a loner. Is found baking with chloe as he’s cool. He thinks he’s cool and is very rich, he goes snowboarding casually for a weekend. He sucks up to donya, charlotte and everyone else in that group as he needs friends.
by benforde February 25, 2019
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by ElijahWahl March 3, 2019
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