No Mustard On My Bike

Phrase Made By RedLynx in 2009 With The Game Trials HD, It Has Been A Running Gag In All Games Since Then

Do you want you Ham Sandwich
No I want my bike, No mustard on my bike

by TrialsGooner69 August 7, 2025

Muncie Mustang

The mascot of a previously public elementary school in Leavenworth, KS. The Muncie Mustangs are a rare breed, kinda like unicorns. True Muncie Mustangs went to the school from kindergarten to 6th grade.

"Did you see that? I think that guy was a Muncie Mustang!"

by 417ermaerp November 6, 2025

Montana Mustang

A man in a dress that passes as a women.

Man i’d love to take her for a ride.
She’ll buck you off bud, that there’s a Montana mustang

by Diquelikkur November 19, 2025

Dodo mustard

An ugly girl that thinks she is pretty! Just because she might actually be pretty does not matter if her attitude is shitty or nasty habits.

That girl with a stank attitude is a real Dodo mustard!

by Foots1239 December 2, 2025

touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.

1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"

by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010

The Trojan Mustache

When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.

Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.

Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!

by rarussell93 July 25, 2011

Ride the mustache

A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.

I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.

I smiled all through dinner.

by Word finder January 2, 2014