7 inch dick typa nick strong asf gets all the women best human in the world superior to everyone else also has the power to tickle a bunny rabbit up to 70 inches away with mind control bursting it into pieces why your mother wets her pants on how sexy he is
Lesser human “wow is that Jake I wish I was him”
Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
Everyone in the human race “we know bud, did you also hear he’s sex Jesus bro ?”
by FactualHuman69420 December 2, 2022
Get the Jakemug. 
A person that would risk their life and grades to make you laugh. Also the name in subway surfers. He is funny, and does not have hoes. He does have a lot of friends, though.
Person 1: Theres this one kid in Gellers class that makes everyone laugh
Person 2: Is his name Jake?
Person 2: Is his name Jake?
by Zuleydi June 1, 2022
Get the Jakemug. 
a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole
by Jake January 17, 2020
Get the jakemug. by Mehllodie, Or something April 6, 2022
Get the Steak from Jake's armmug. A wild child-loving methhead who shits on the floor, and camps out on his roof waiting to catch little kids.
by gay baby hero July 24, 2020
Get the Jakemug.