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Facebook Man Hoe

A guy that likes every slutty pictures posted by females on Facebook. He comments "sooo beautiful" and "hotttt" even though he is dating someone else. A jerk.
Sister: Are you and Lewis still together? I see in my news feed that he likes and comments on all the slutty pictures.

Lewis' Girlfriend: Yah he is a Facebook man hoe.
by JennDub July 16, 2014
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facebook him/her

To find some one on Facebook.A friend or so.
Ray:it's been a long time since i haven't spoken to katy/barny.where is she/he ?
Andy:i know.let's Facebook him/her.
by Sac.chauhan March 22, 2011
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Down To Facebook

Derived From The Phrase "DTF". The Acceptance Of A Stranger On Facebook For Networking, Friendship, Or Even Dating Reasons.
Girl: Dang! Who Is This Cute Guy Requesting To Be Friends. Im So Down To Facebook With Him.

Or,

(Guy At Computer Looking At Friends Facebook Page)
Whoa! That's Your Sister? Bro I Am So Down To Facebook With Her.
by choncheez May 6, 2011
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Facebook Official Relationship

When you are in a relationship with someone and you decide to display it on Facebook to everyone you know. This can be tricky because if the other person isn't ready for this or they don't think it is a serious relationship, they may not accept it, possibly causing turmoil in the relationship.
Hey buddy, do you think I should put my relationship with ____ on Facebook? If she says yes, we'd be in a Facebook Official Relationship!
by Maziac August 24, 2010
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I suck at facebook

Sucking at being social. Even when it's not face to face.
I didn't realize that I sucked at Facebook!
- I suck at facebook
by eddie dounn January 23, 2009
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Facebook Chat Cheating

This occurs when someone you are talking to on Facebook chat accidentally messages you something intended for someone else.
Me: "Dude I was talking to Stef last night and she said I was good looking for a black guy.."
John: "You're not black..."
Me: "I know... I don't get it.."
John: "A typical example of Facebook Chat Cheating my friend.."
Me: ?
John: "You're not the only one she's talking to ;)"
by Kotnusfreak June 8, 2011
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Facebook Bitch Cult

Females who generally post status updates relating to how boys are jerks, douches, assholes etc. becuase they break hearts. Ironically they are the ones who go for guys way out of their leauge and ignore the guy who they would be best with.
They are most likely planning world domination and taking all males as slaves.
John Beefcake
"Ugh, more statuses about how guys suck, the Facebook Bitch Cult is taking over!"

Sam Brown
"Guys suck, guys cheat, guys break hearts, guys are players, guys lie"
2 minutes ago
2 people like this

Shaniqua Liqua
"S(he) Be(lie)ve(d)"
6 minutes ago.
6 people like this
by ItzOvErNine9000 August 15, 2011
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