April 4th

National do what your girlfriend wants day

Guy1: Hey it’s April 4th bro
Guy2: really? Fuck that means I have to be bossed around by my girl

by Guywithabitch April 3, 2022

Ass Assault April

A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!

Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.

by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018

April 8th National Fuck day

April 8th is national Fuck someone day, go to ur bf or gf and go fuck em'

its April 8th National Fuck day lets fuck
Yes

by Pixelated_binary97 April 5, 2024

April 10th

April 10th is national make-out day. Make out with whoever asks.

Person 1: “Hey wanna make out?”
Person 2: “uhmm i dont think-“
Person 1: “you have to. its april 10th.”
Person 2: “oh okay.”

by luvmfswhodontwantme April 10, 2022

April 10

National bake a cake while your mom watches you day!
But wait there’s more!
While baking that cake she will also be helping you, it’s very convenient that your mom is hot. So now it’s incest but hey at least you are getting touched while baking a cake!

Person 1- IM SO EXCITED FOR APRIL 10th
Person 2- why?
Person 1- BECAUSE MY MOM IS GONNA BAKE ME A CAKE AND WATCH ME JERK OFF

by H4ven_c00lzers March 3, 2025

April 16th

National send an arch pic day!

This is the day you send your loved one an arch pic

"Hey it's April 16th"
"Well send an arch pic, it's national arch pic day!"

by FuckFuckingFuckBalls April 16, 2024

national april 4th day

you will fuck her right in the pussy!!!!!!

It is national april 4th day bend that shit over!

by i just want some pussy April 2, 2023